REALLY Hard Questions
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Jokes
- Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table? Answer: She was on a crash diet.
- What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath? Answer: Stinkerbell.
- Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Answer: Incorrectly.
- Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Answer: Because they are always stuffed.
- What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? Answer: I'm stuck on you.
- Why was the belt arrested? Answer: For holding up the pants.
- What do you call a funny book about eggs? Answer: A yolk book.
- What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time? Answer: Evaporated milk.
- What did the beach say when the tide came in? Answer: Long time no sea.
- What did one potato chip say to the other? Answer: Shall we go for a dip?
- Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck.
- What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Answer: Pay him!
- Why can't you play basketball with pigs? Answer: Because they hog the ball!
- Which football player wears the biggest helmet? Answer: The one with the biggest head!
- What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar? Answer: Twelve months.
- In which month do monkeys play baseball? Answer: Ape-ril.
- How do rabbits travel? Answer: By hareplane!
- Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Answer: Great food, but no atmosphere.
- Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies? Answer: The rolls weren't good
- What is black and white and pink all over? Answer: An embarrassed
- What is the cannibals’ favorite game? Answer: Swallow the leader.